Do you remember the worst thing that ever happened to you in your life ever?
Remember what it felt like? The emotional distress, the physical anguish? Do you remember thinkning "Man, this is the worst thing that has EVER happened to me"?
Well, the Dark Knight Coaster in Six Flags, New Jersey (i don't know if the have it anywhere else...pray they don't) takes that thing that you were just thinking about, makes it happen again, and takes a dump (as in evacuates its excrement...) on you
all the while burning down Orphanages and Animal Shelters, hacking down rain forests, tearing down the ozone layer, giving you STD's (including, but not limited to HIV/AIDS), insulting your mother/family/generation/race/species, and selling out America to terrorists.
That's how bad it is.
It's the worse thing to happen to Six Flags since...um...well, EVER. In the Good name of the Dark Knight (the Movie), don't ride it. Maybe we can boycott it and get it closed down...which would be like the second coming of Christ (or the first...if you don't think it's happened yet).
If you Love America...or anything else, you'll read and recommend this message to all you hold dear (and some you don't). Together, we can..um...do things. Yeah.
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