Saturday, August 29, 2009

The Ranting Stephen: An Inspiring Poem

Ranting Stephen : An Inspiring Poem

My Romantic Poem (Cupid's Cruel Intentions)

An Original Poem by Stephen Winburn

and Katrina Pesta

inspired by Jessica Winburn

I bought you a dozen roses

from your favorite flower stand

but didn't bother to remove the thorns

hoping that they'd cut your hand

I picked out a romantic card

because I figured you'd want one

and then I glued it shut

to watch you open it for fun

I ordered some expensive chocolate

(I heard most girls like that)

but only after researching

which ones would make you fat

I sent you a singing telegram

to let you think your hot

and then I let you pay for it

and claimed that I forgot

I found a cute picture of us

and I thought it'd make you laugh

but won't come out of the picture frame

since it's ripped in half

The sugar's still sweet, the violets still blue

and the roses are painted red,

I tried writing a romantic poem

but it turned out like this instead

Hope you liked the gifts.

Love,

Alone On Valentine's

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