Tuesday, December 28, 2010
The Dating Stephen: Just kind of lost Stephanie
The premise: Saw a girl whose profile I liked, so I messaged her. Somewhere in her profile, it says something like "I'd melt for any guy who would sing me Coldplay. The old stuff". I know some Coldplay, I can sing decently, so let's hit her up.
Saturday, December 25, 2010
The Ranting Stephen: Thinking Ahead to 2011
Christmas is amazing as always because of it’s ability to make everyone a little more retarded in the name of Jesus Christ (aka Jesus X). Very cheesy stuff to be said about the “holiday cheer”, and the spirit of Christmas, and even a debate about whether or not Santa is actually drunk always and that’s why he’s got a red nose and rosy cheeks.
So now that Christmas has started up again and we start to think about how to make next year even better than the last so Santa (aka Mom, Dad, Sister, Girlfriend, etc) will bring us the TV that we Really wanted, let’s do a tad bit of planning ahead into January.
ONE: Has anyone seen any Mistletoe around? I’m trying to keep the Christmas Witch out of my house and according to Celtic folklore their weakness is Mistletoe. Not the American kind, the European kind which is magical. (the North American kind only got it’s fame because it looks like the European one) Not to mention, I can think of a few people I’d like to “make peace” with under it. Find the Mistletoe, I’ll worry about burying the hatchet… I didn’t mean it THAT way. Dirty minds…
TWO: New Year’s Eve Party. Taken care of already. Yay for planning Ahead. A Mansion out in Westchester filled with booze and college girls (and dudes, too, unfortunately) calls to me. Maybe a Midnight Kiss is in the works…
THREE: New Year’s Resolutions! For the last few years, I’ve been boycotting them just for the sake of being different and believing I didn’t need much change. This year (which could be the last Full year of Mankind depending on who you ask) I could use something else to strive for. I was thinking it’d be general and bold, like “Stop Being a Punk Ass Bitch”. It’s like a cryptic message because I know what it means to me, but everyone could apply it somewhere in life. It’s perfect. Nearly. I’ll leave it at one; no need to bog myself down with minor Resolutions when it’s probably indirectly covered in the “Stop Being A Punk Ass Bitch” law. It’s like the Bill of Rights or something.
FOUR: 1/11/11 Party. Who’s throwing it? It has to start on the 10th, and we all take 11 shots at 1:11AM and again at 11:11AM, and spend the rest of the day in the hospital. You know my motto: It ain’t a party until someone leaves in an Ambulance. Or maybe 11 people take 1 shot… We don’t want to run out of liquor all at once.
well, that’s all I was thinking about for now. I’ll think about February in January. Happy Christmas. God Bless. Peace, Love, And Homemade Apricot Spread.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Mini-Blog: What happened to the dinosaurs?
On February 24th 2010, I needed an explanation of what happened to the dinosaurs that they all went extinct...
Stephen Winburn Can someone explain to me how the dinosaurs all went extinct again?
- Stephen Winburn Pardon me. I do believe the correct term is "Became Extinct".Megan Catherine Felicity Jardine Big meteor crashes into Earth. And all the dinosaurs went ::poof::
- Karim Metwaly ice age
- Alex Cauttero Lasers
- Anthony Stanford ...they're stupid
- and they're not all extinct
- Stephen WinburnSo a big meteor carrying swine flu from Mexico crashed into the earth, shooting lasers all over the place that made them stupid enough to press up on one of Delaney's hoes, who sent them into an ice age, where they farted too much and cause...d global warming, and then they went ::poof::........
Most of them. But not the Loch Ness Monster, or cockroaches...
Gotcha. Thanks for clearing that up guys.
Sunday, September 12, 2010
The Dating Stephen: New SECTION/ Too Arrogant for TianaC
What's up guys? Long time no... nothing. This time, it really has been a distinct lack of an inner monologue. My mind is really up in the clouds somewhere, not quite lost, but out of reach. I wonder what's going on with me sometimes.
So here, this is a NEW subdivision of The Ranting Stephen blogs. I call it, The DATING Stephen. In case the name doesn't speak for itself, this section is going to have posts about my failure/success at the College Level of the Dating Game. Dedicated readers will not only get a deeper look into The MIND OF THE WINBURNER (that's me guys..), but maybe it'll be an inspiration to go out and at least try having some success, right?
So as of July, I became a member of OKCUPID, an online dating site. Yup. I'm there. I go under the name WWWwhisperWWW. Why am I telling you this? Maybe you can tell me everything I'm doing wrong with my profile and make this thing work. Or maybe you'll think it's completely awesome (because it is) and just want to feed my ego a bit (it is rather hungry...). Since July, I've had minimal success on the site. I went from 33 views a week down to 10 in a month. I've put out maybe 25 messages, got maybe 7 responses total. And the people I do have conversations with, it seems they're completely turned off by the end of it. I doubt that I'm doing anything that is Wrong, per se. I'm just not getting to talk to the right people.
TOO ARROGANT FOR TIANAC.
so here is my lastest failure on the site. A girl from my Quiver who looked cute enough and had a high enough Match+Friend rating that I messaged her first. Read on.
Hey There
Sep. 10, 2010 – 12:25pm
WWWwhisperWWW:So, I don't know what else we have in common besides people noticing our hair first, but I'm sure there's something. Besides, the people you don't know if you'll relate to are often the most interesting to learn from.
So check me out, see if there's something you like.
Her: So why is whisper framed in www? Out of all the things I could ask u strangely enough my mind keeps wondering back to this.
ME You're the first person to ask that question, +10 points for you. I really put a lot of thought into making my name, so I'm glad I finally get to explain it to someone.
the WWWs are symbolic on three different levels. Literally, the sound it makes when you read them. It feels like the word is longer, and it kind of sounds a bit like a whisper, too.
Physically, the each W is a barrier, a cage if you will, keeping me in and the world out.
And lastly, in a very abstract sense, you have to see "whisper" not as the word or the action of whispering, but as an onomatopoeia. The www is the path the wind takes as it ambles through a forest. It's a sound of the wind rustling through the trees. The "whisper" is an onomatopoeia for the whispering wind as it passes your ear, then continues onward and back into infinity. Gone as quickly as it came.
Ah.. thanks for that.
HER: dang u did put a lot of thought into that... or u just made it up on the spot :P haha so what ur favorite color?! that is actually the first thing i ask people... ahhh and a new question i have yet to ask! what is the cutest thing you can think of???? cause i am a sucker for all things cute.. bunnies, bows, and stuff animals! Lol
ME: I've the name WWWwhisperWWW for quite some time now. Not too many people ask about it anymore.
21 questions huh? Awesome. I'm good at that.
My favorite color is Alizarin. It's very deep, and yet bright. It also holds a lot of history.
And the cutest thing I can think of is
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn233/snowbear99/Tiger-And-Pig.jpg
I promise it isn't a picture of my junk, or my face.
What else have you got for me? I've got one or two I've come up with, and only one of them may you have answered before.
HER: well ask me then!!! and awww that was pretty cute! but omg here is cute! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoSu0rPvEEQ the one drinking the milk is my favorite! cute and it makes me laugh!
ME: Awesome. So my question is
If you were an apple, what kind would you be?
HER: omg! either a granny smith! or Braeburn!
ME: Why? Granny smith and Braeburn are really two different things.
HER: Yes very different! But I have a hard time deciding between the two.. Guess they are both me depending on my mood or if I feel supported or not.. Granny smith's are a for one my favorite kinda greens.. They are super crisp and a little bitter.. But go great with peanut butter! That's me! And braeburns are softer still a little crisp though.. But they are way sweeter! And u they don't need peanut butter and don't really go well with it anyway! That's me! Haha I would have to get all deep to explain futher and I'm typing from my phone now sooo I don't wanna go that far into it
HER: One of my favorite kinda greens.. Idk what the heck I wrote :/
ME: Well, you see, I want to hear the deep explanation. That's the point of the question. It's simple, yes, but it really shows a lot of what a person thinks about themselves -- I'm learning that more and more with the few people I've asked already.
So if you would, please, the deep answer.
HER: i would not on my phone in my bed when it would be two in the morning.. i understand the point of the question but i'm not a fan of typing such answers with my thumbs only.. maybe i should have just point off any answer because now i don't even feel inspired to answer the question because for some reason i'm a bit put off by ur last response.. idk maybe its the granny smith in me, bitter.
ME: Well, I'm sorry to hear that. If you're not willing to put in the effort to chance at a deeper connection beyond cuteness and favorite colors, then I've been wasting my time. I see our commonality does end at the hair.
Thanks for playing.
-WWWwhisperWWW
HER: i have no problem going for deeper connections.. but things like that are more than a question about apples regardless of how deep they are if i poured my heart out to u it wouldn't make for a deep connection.. but my unwillingness had nothing to do with the challenge of saying something deep that in no way is a challenge to me but instead ur manner is what stops me from wanting to share the inside of my mind with you.. you come off quite arrogant like whats the point of telling me u've been wasting ur time as if your time is far to important that 15 minutes of ur overall time has been so terribly wasted because i asked ur favorite color... like ur apple question being so simple and having meaning.. colors have very specific meanings.. but anyway since u feel the need to try and belittle me and you think your time is being wasted ..i am sooo terribly sorry and sincerely apologize :| and i don't play so don't thank me... for this may be a game to you but i find it in no way shape or form a game
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Sarcasm Noted. Apology Accepted =]
That's what I wanted to send to her... But my good friend ALEX talked me out of it. I think I enjoy being a dick when I can. That's Enkidu in me talking. He's not evil, he's just not as kind as I am. Neither of us are nice to begin with.
So for the record, I HATE 21 QUESTIONS. No one intentionally plays it, but you know you're playing it when your questions are "What's your favorite color", "What do you do for a living", "How old are you", "Where do you live", "What's your mother's maiden name".... Just stab me with a fork already why dont'cha? So already I was turned off. But I didn't quit just then because she looked really artsy so I thought I would appeal to her depth...
That didn't work out so well either. I couldn't see past her grammar errors and internet speak. And when she answered "I'm a Granny Smith", which I'd already heard 4 times that day, I was pretty far gone. But I still didn't quit because there was a chance for redemption if she had a good reason. And she didn't give me one. So when she said, "maybe i should have just point off any answer because now i don't even feel inspired to answer the question because for some reason i'm a bit put off by ur last response.." I took the opportunity to Batman my way out of there.
I wanted to be more harsh, say something like "I'm sorry you're incapable of a deeper conversation", or "I'm just on a higher wavelength than you". But that is unnecessary and is the internet equivalent of yelling out "Well you's is a dumb ugly bitch anywayz" on the street to a girl who said she's not interested. I went with the "You're not interested? Oh good, because I've been trying to get rid of you for a while now" approach..
My question, readers, is Where Did I go Wrong?
Friday, April 30, 2010
The Ranting Stephen : On Heaven and Hell
Good evening bloggers. 好久不见! It's not because of a lack of inner monologue or what have you, but rather a lack of motivation to lose time I could be sleeping. That includes all hours of the day (I sleep a lot...but you know that already.). So the plan, rather than give you the boring details of what's been going on in my world since the last post, I'll just skip ahead to what I'm supposed to be posting about. Deal? Good.
Oh. Hi Tia! (my one follower...)
On Heaven and Hell... I know. Deep stuff, huh? Well,believe it or not, the answer isn't all that crazy (if you don't think about it too much...).
I was thinking about life and death the other day and where you go after you die, and in the same time period I was thinking about dreaming and nightmares, when suddenly!! out of the green comes a passing quote where death is described as "Eternal Slumber"... Now to me, what I'm about to say makes sense. Feel free to shout at me if you don't like it:
Heaven and Hell are real, but they exist solely in your dreams.
As a professional Sleeper and with the Authority of the Reincarnation of Joseph (son of Jacob, 12th of 12 brothers...)I say that it could be so. Reflect on how Catholicism believes that it is by works of faith and good deeds that get you into heaven, and bad things that damn you to hell. While other branches of Christianity would contest that belief, most (if not all religions) follow the same pretense that doing good will send you to a good place, and doing bad sends you to a bad place.
But good and evil is relative. There is no black and white. Is a the Father who steals a loaf of bread to feed his starving family an Evil person? Is the Leader who drop starts a war in one country to prevent to loss of his own denizens Good?
What if it's all just in your head? Good and evil don't exist in the afterlife, just a stillness of the soul, or the lack thereof. And if the soul and the mind were interconnected, peace of mind while you're alive would lead to peace of mind in the afterlife, and vice versa.
While scientifically a naturally occurring event, people of all walks of life agree that Dreams have a great deal of mystery attached to them. Some people say that what takes place in your dreams shows what is weighing heavily on your mind; that it is a way for your subconscious to communicate with your consciousness so you can address its issues. Others believe that Dreams are often supernatural, connecting you with the universe and allowing you to view things that have passed, and things that are yet to be. Sometimes, I like to think that dreams are temporary connections with the YOU(s) of other dimensions... But for this episode, lets assume a dream reflects the mind.
If a dream reflects the mind,and the mind and soul are interconnected, then a dream would over the course of time also be a measure of the state of the soul. Assume the following things to be true: On the average day, a dream is just a dream; things happen you don't quite understand. Every now and then you get lucky and have a terrific dream -- something I find happens more frequently when you are having a good day. When something dark is on your mind or you are worried about something, there is a chance you'll have a nightmare.
They say that when you look death in the eye, your whole life flashes before your eyes. When it does, what do you think will be more vivid? The average day? No. I wouldn't care to see those days. In the second I realize I might die, my first thought would be "Where am I going after this? Heaven or Hell?" And when my life flashed, the things I would see most vividly would be the the times I did very bad things that would send me to hell. (The bad things always stand out more, don't they?)
And herein lies the secret to the afterlife:
The people who enter the Eternal slumber worried, with a darkened heart, or knowing full well that they were not Good enough to go to "Heaven" will be trapped in an Eternal Nightmare forevermore. Hell.
People who lived good lives --whose good deeds outweighed the bad ones, who believe they've earned their place in Heaven(which Christianity says "Accept Christ as your saviour and you will get into heaven"), who have peace of mind -- their Eternal Slumber is that of peace and happiness, a never ending dreamworld where all of your wishes can come true and you will live in eternal bliss forever and ever. Heaven.
So if you don't do bad things (or you do good things), and your soul reflects a life you've been proud to live, You go to heaven. The best dream ever. A life in the peace that is brought on by sleep. If you do do bad things, and when your life flashes before you and all you can think is "I'm going to hell for that...", you go to Hell. your worst nightmare.
And that's Stephen on Heaven and Hell. What about Ghosts? That's another topic altogether... Maybe i'll figure that out and post it.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
[Encrypted Message]!!
Vigenere... Every liar isn't zealous about being ensconced throughout history.
M epnuhlm fsf tnvfh fl Fptka. Cevr xz apubvx vrp ifajr. Lv wll.
